diary lighthouse

Dear Diary I can`t get out of the dam futuristic lighthouse. Because the controls are all not working. "OH NO" its setting on self destruct. "PANIC" "oh" that was just a dream. Today I went to a lighthouse called Bikini Bottom a guy called spongebob is living with me. He is quite annoying but I deal with it. I love it here please come to me I would appreciate it so much. Also there are these burgers called krabby patties their the best they taste even better then normal burgers. next door there is a place called the chum bucket no one ever goes there it is disgusting. The guy is called plankton once we were friends and he told me chum  is actually made of dead peoples organs. Sorry got to go I don`t want these krabby patties to be burnt bye.