the giant and the cookie

Once upon a time there was a giant biscuit it was massive.But there was a fat giant he was dumb so he tried to eat the cookie but he was facing the wrong way. The giant went to watch tv he liked watching shortland street. The giant got bored of shortland street so he wanted to eat the cookie but the cookie had kung fu skills.  He got a knife and almost killed the giant. The giant called the lich on his iphone 6 the lich came 6 minutes late and missed the fight.

The giant screamed like a girl.

So millions of stupid girls came and wanted to be the giant ogres fat friends but they helped the giant destroy the cookie but bam went the cookie in the giants face it had kicked him in the bum to. The cookie shouted “ cool biscuits” and threw loads of cookie ninja stars and everyone went to hospital and the teen titans came and blasted the cookie. But the

cookie was way too strong it turned into hulk and destroyed everyone in the universe but the giant did not die so the battle continued.

The cookie got hungry and went to space and ate Jupiter. then ate uranus mars mercury really spicy hot but last but not least earth he ate that as well I don’t no how he managed to eat the universe. So the cookie went on its adventure and went in a black hole then they went into a magical world called baa baa black sheep.They met a sheep called baa baa black sheep he was the master The cookie hated this place but the master said “you can not leave otherwise I will put you in jail ” so the cookie went to jail it was made of candy so the cookie ate its way through. The master got a machine gun and tried to destroy the cookie. to be continued

The book parade

I am Gandalf the grey. I have a beard my character is from lord of the rings/hobbit. I have a wizard hat that is grey and a costume that is charcoal grey. It is really cool because I have long sleeves that go down to my belly. Our teacher Mrs hook is Awful auntie from the book awful auntie. There also is a teacher that is the queen of a movie called enchanted. I liked the book parade.

THE LIGHTHOUSE PROBLEM

The light shining at the sea. People partying in a small house. The lighthouse keeper annoyed and frustrated he slams the glass window shut. The lighthouse standing tall on a cliff with rocks below, its made of strong brick. Suddenly the light turns off runs trips over a lantern. He lights up the lantern and runs to the kerosene light. The bronze cogs are not working he checks inside the light but it ran out of kerosene. Then the lighthouse keeper picks up the light and trips over his toolbox the light is destroyed. The lighthouse keeper sees a ship that is just about to crash it needs immediate warning. He runs down the stairs and sees people coming with lanterns. They stand on every lookout with a great smile and the ship does not crash. 

MY OFFICE

Its 4:00,its the cold winter. I hear mum and dad talking in a awful grumpy voice. i`m in colourful summer clothes.  I see a big black computer with a lot of muddily wires. Suddenly I jump onto the great soft bed. Brown curtains watching me as I come through the room. A original wood table looking at me creepily. I hear the old creaky cupboard opening and closing. immediately brown curtains open and I see the clear crystal window. I feel like I want to put my shoes off and I feel the tickly carpet wiggling my toes. My mum bakes me a really delicious  chicken burger. As I start to play on the big black computer I smell the electricity coming through my nose.I feel safe. As I start my game it feels entertaining. I turn around and I see the white wallpaper. Its freaky how the boxes are falling out of the old creaky cupboard.

making my lighthouse

my feelings exiting,interesting,creativity,nervous

it was quite easy and quite hard at the same time

what you will need to make your lighthouse
any kind of box/bottle
two wires
a battery
optional stuff. a stand,grass,crayon to colour in your water,pipe cleaner,sticks
a lightbulb
hot glue gun
STEPS
1. organise your stuff
2.glue your boxes/bottle on a stand
3.make your lightbulb work
4.attach your lightbulb on your bottle/box
5.make a on and off switch
6.try the on and off switch to make sure you get you light working
7.add your rocks,water,grass
8.paint
9.you are done

diary lighthouse

Dear Diary I can`t get out of the dam futuristic lighthouse. Because the controls are all not working. "OH NO" its setting on self destruct. "PANIC" "oh" that was just a dream. Today I went to a lighthouse called Bikini Bottom a guy called spongebob is living with me. He is quite annoying but I deal with it. I love it here please come to me I would appreciate it so much. Also there are these burgers called krabby patties their the best they taste even better then normal burgers. next door there is a place called the chum bucket no one ever goes there it is disgusting. The guy is called plankton once we were friends and he told me chum  is actually made of dead peoples organs. Sorry got to go I don`t want these krabby patties to be burnt bye.

TRENCHES DIARY ENTRY

Dear Diary 

Today is terrible, I almost got shot by a potato gun, but I dodged it because my dodging skills are good. then I went to sleep. The next morning I wrote to my mummy. A week later my friend set off some dynamite and exploded my trench on purpose. I remembered about that awful time so I took revenge and killed him although he was on my side. Then I joined Turks and killed the NZ Chief. Then I did not stay in a trench I moved to a garbage dump. After the war I was so used killing that I killed my grandma.but I got killed by a Officer.